[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.oapion.cz\/hlasky-deti-v-tom-nejnevhodnejsim-okamziku-mohou-byt-temer-katastrofou\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.oapion.cz\/hlasky-deti-v-tom-nejnevhodnejsim-okamziku-mohou-byt-temer-katastrofou\/","headline":"Hl\u00e1\u0161ky d\u011bt\u00ed v tom nejnevhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm okam\u017eiku mohou b\u00fdt t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 katastrofou","name":"Hl\u00e1\u0161ky d\u011bt\u00ed v tom nejnevhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm okam\u017eiku mohou b\u00fdt t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 katastrofou","description":"N\u00e1s dosp\u011bl\u00e1ky \u010dasto na\u0161i mal\u00ed dostanou do trapasu t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u00a0ne\u010dekan\u00e9 chv\u00edl\u00ed pronesou n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u201esv\u011btov\u00e9 moudro\u201c a my pak rychle nev\u00edme, jak zareagovat. V\u00a0mnoha p\u0159\u00edpadech <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oapion.cz\/hlasky-deti-v-tom-nejnevhodnejsim-okamziku-mohou-byt-temer-katastrofou\/\" title=\"Hl\u00e1\u0161ky d\u011bt\u00ed v tom nejnevhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm okam\u017eiku mohou b\u00fdt t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 katastrofou\">[...]<\/a>","datePublished":"2023-04-29","dateModified":"2023-04-29","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.oapion.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"oapion.cz","url":"https:\/\/www.oapion.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/212a6ea425a80cff3df937dbbc230f07127cee4fead311d1e3d946308365d666?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/212a6ea425a80cff3df937dbbc230f07127cee4fead311d1e3d946308365d666?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"oapion.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"url":"https:\/\/www.oapion.cz\/hlasky-deti-v-tom-nejnevhodnejsim-okamziku-mohou-byt-temer-katastrofou\/","about":["D\u011bti"],"wordCount":554,"articleBody":"N\u00e1s dosp\u011bl\u00e1ky \u010dasto na\u0161i mal\u00ed dostanou do trapasu t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u00a0ne\u010dekan\u00e9 chv\u00edl\u00ed pronesou n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u201esv\u011btov\u00e9 moudro\u201c a my pak rychle nev\u00edme, jak zareagovat. V\u00a0mnoha p\u0159\u00edpadech se z\u00a0n\u00e1s inteligent\u016f stanou ignoranti, kte\u0159\u00ed se s\u00a0k\u0159ikem osop\u00ed na sv\u00e9ho mil\u00e1\u010dka stylem: \u201eZAV\u0158I PUSU A JEZ!\u201c, \u010di na sv\u00e9ho p\u0159ed\u0161koln\u00edho caparta \u0159veme: \u201eNECHOVEJ SE JAKO MAL\u00c9 D\u00cdT\u011a!\u201c a na\u0161e d\u016fstojnost je r\u00e1zem ta tam.U\u017e jste jist\u011b v\u00a0p\u0159epln\u011bn\u00e9 MHD nebo obchod\u011b za\u017eili, jak va\u0161e d\u00edtko vytr\u010d\u00ed prst sm\u011brem ke konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed osob\u011b a k\u0159ikne \u201eJ\u00c9\u00c9, TEN P\u00c1N JE ALE TLUST\u00dd\u201c nebo \u201eD\u00cdVEJ, PAN\u00cd S\u00a0FOUSAMA\u201c. Velmi zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 je, kdy\u017e se va\u0161e d\u00edtko ve v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm kolektivu dosp\u011bl\u00fdch rozpov\u00edd\u00e1 o tom, \u201eJAK JSME DOMA M\u011aLI V\u0160I\u201cMiluj\u00edc\u00ed prarodi\u010dka, se hladce dostane do prek\u00e9rn\u00ed situace, kdy\u017e se j\u00ed vnou\u010dek s\u00a0and\u011blsk\u00fdm pohledem ot\u00e1\u017ee \u201eBABI\u010cKO?? A KDY UM\u0158E\u0160??\u201c nebo \u201ePOD\u00cdVEJ, NAKRESLIL JSEM TI HROBE\u010cEK?\u201cD\u00edtko tul\u00edc\u00ed se k\u00a0mamince a pov\u00edd\u00e1, \u201eTY JSI TAK HEZK\u00c1 A MIL\u00c1\u2026.A M\u00c1\u0160 TAKOV\u00dd VELK\u00dd ZADEK!\u201c a je po tulen\u00ed a p\u0159\u00edsed\u00edc\u00ed v p\u0159epln\u011bn\u00e9 \u010dek\u00e1rn\u011b si zakr\u00fdvaj\u00ed \u00fasta kapesn\u00edky a potuteln\u011b se usm\u00edvaj\u00ed.Nen\u00ed na to, kdy\u017e va\u0161e mal\u00e9 \u0161i\u0161laj\u00edc\u00ed d\u011bti, vyhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00ed na balk\u00f3n\u011b tetu, kter\u00e1 sl\u00edbila, \u017ee jim p\u0159iveze pizzu. Jakmile rozesm\u00e1t\u00e1 teta vystoup\u00ed z\u00a0auta, rozja\u0159en\u00ed kluci k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed \u201eTETO, TETO, M\u00c1\u0160 PI*U??\u201c Teta rudne, nev\u00ed v\u00a0tu chv\u00edli, jak spr\u00e1vn\u011b odpov\u011bd\u011bt, aby nelhala, a sousedi na balk\u00f3nech prskaj\u00ed sm\u00edchy.U n\u00e1s v\u00a0rodin\u011b koluje historka, jak t\u011bsn\u011b po revoluci jist\u00fd chlape\u010dek z\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed rodiny nav\u0161t\u00edvil s\u00a0rodi\u010di drahou restauraci v\u00a0hlavn\u00edm m\u011bst\u011b. Chv\u00edli koukal do j\u00eddeln\u00edho l\u00edstku, kter\u00fd dr\u017eel vzh\u016fru nohama, jeliko\u017e je\u0161t\u011b neum\u011bl \u010d\u00edst a pak do ticha pronesl \u201eK*RVA, TO JE ALE DRAH\u00c9!\u201c \u00a0To jste pak hned st\u0159edem pozornosti, ani\u017e byste o to st\u00e1li a s\u00a0barvou na\u0161tvan\u00e9ho krocana se sunete pod st\u016fl.Taky je moc pr\u00edma, kdy\u017e v\u00a0restauraci d\u00edtko vychvaluje j\u00eddlo s\u00a0t\u00edm \u201e\u017dE MAMINKA TAK DOB\u0158E NEVA\u0158\u00cd\u201c\u00dasm\u011bv na rtech vyloud\u00ed situace, kdy v\u00e1m d\u011bti k\u00a0narozenin\u00e1m p\u0159ej\u00ed \u201eHODN\u011a ZDRAV\u00cd A A\u0164 NESKON\u010c\u00cdTE V\u00a0NEMOCNICI\u201c tat\u00ednkovi p\u0159ej\u00ed \u201eA\u0164 M\u00c1 V\u00a0PR\u00c1CI HODN\u011a KAMAR\u00c1DEK\u201c a k\u00a0tomu v\u0161emu \u201eVESEL\u00c9 V\u00c1NOCE\u201c\u00a0Kdo z\u00a0rodi\u010d\u016f se rozhodl, \u017ee si tyto ne\u010dekan\u00e9 a perfektn\u00ed (mnohdy a\u017e s\u00a0odstupem \u010dasu docen\u011bn\u00e9) vtipn\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161ky bude zapisovat, m\u00e1 vyhr\u00e1no. Pomstychtiv\u00fdm rodi\u010d\u016fm m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt dostate\u010dnou satisfakc\u00ed, \u017ee trapnou situaci vr\u00e1t\u00ed sv\u00e9mu odrostl\u00e9mu d\u00edtku nap\u0159\u00edklad tehdy, kdy\u017e p\u0159ivede dom\u016f sv\u00e9 pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tele \u010di dokonce sv\u00e9ho nov\u00e9ho partnera.Za v\u0161echna p\u0159\u00edko\u0159\u00ed, kter\u00e1 jste se sv\u00fdm d\u00edt\u011btem doslova protrp\u011bli, to pak bude VELMI SLADK\u00c1 POMSTA. 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